Laughter Is Healing! The Floridian and His Car
He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" he cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm... An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in "Disregard." he says,
"He got in the back-seat by mistake."
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!
Laughter Is Healing! The Floridian and His Car